Puj


to puj is the shameful art of jacking off and sh-tting at the same time
i’m going to puj on your face
1- puj (pr-nounced pudge), also p.u.j., stands for pick up juice. it is used in context as a verbnoun, to ask a friend to pick up juice as they are in a more able position to pick up juice, since you’re probably sitting on the couch.
man1: yo man, could you puj one for me?
man2: h-ll yea dude, be back from cl-ss in 5.

note: not to be confused with pudge one for me, which oft means to take one for the team on a friday night.
1. noun synonymous with v-g-n-.

2. verb the act of pujing. to ‘puj someone up’ is to make s-x with them.

3. noun meaning attractive women-folk.

generally, the salfordian/mancunian equivalent of the american term ‘p-ssy’.
1. “he wants her puj.”

2. “did you puj her up?”

3. “the place is crawling with puj.”

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