puke and juke


its where you creep on someone sleeping and puke on them. when they wake up in a stupor you proceed to hump them.
jim: “so hows your girlfriend doing”

john: “shes been a b-tch lately so i puke and juke her last night.”

jim: “you disgust me”

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