Puke & Nuke


the rare, and complicated, act which consists of the following illogical female bullsh-t: sk-nkily going home with a guy you just met and having s-x with him (without even giving him head), followed by puking all over his bed and carpet. as if that didn’t destroy the evening, you complete the act by dropping a nuclear bomb of a phone call the next day that you aren’t on birth control even though you said nothing when he was f-cking you raw.

the nuclear bomb is usually followed by the man purchasing a $50 planb pill and awkwardly delivering it to the sk-nk (see: hazmat clean-up).
skip: dude, what happened with that chick that was all over you on the dance floor last night?

bro: everything was fine until that trick dropped a puke & nuke on me. i just drove a f-ckin hour each way to her house for the hazmat clean-up. it was a debacle.

skip: sh-t, you got owned!

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