Puke-O-Meter
made famous by richard tell, the puke-o-meter is used for measuring the ammount of vomit thrown up due to laughter. not to be cofused with the feces thermomitor, used for a similar person.
man 1: holy f-ck, i just took a sh-t. lol
man 2: that was about a 0 on the puke-o-meter.
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