puked out purse
a purse that becomes a glorified barf bag for your bodily waste, regurgitation, upchuck, etc. generally occurs when you get unwanted contact from an ex flame, romantic companion, potential fling, or soul mate.
dolly: omg my that d-ck totally just messaged me and tried to apologize for standing me up!
tracy: what a douchebag
dolly: i know right…..i immediately starting rocking my puked out purse, it was all the rage (sarcasm)
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