Pull a Joey
to defecate in one’s own pants, acknowledge that you have defecated your own pants, and then proceed to continue to try to pick up women at bar in those pants, and lastly to p-ss out in those pants.
drunken guy 1: “oh man i feel a monster fart coming”
drunken guy 2: “hey man be careful you don’t pull a joey”
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