Pull a Kelly


to suddenly, and with seemingly no cause, spill one’s sh-t all over the place. those who “pull kelly’s” are often repeat offenders, and cannot be trusted to carry or otherwise posses plates of food, bowls of soup, gl-sses, mugs, any other similar containers, or basically anything that would be really inconvenient to clean.
wow! way to pull a kelly and spill pasta and kool aid all over the nice white carpet!

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