pull a kendra
generally failing in every aspect, be it muting ones microphone via skype, forgetting said microphone is muted and spending half an hour talking to yourself wondering why no one is responding, or dropping ones laptop on the floor.
“i forgot my mic was muted.”
“way to pull a kendra.”
“oh, sh-t man. i dropped my laptop.”
“haha. bro, you just pulled a kendra.
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