Pull a Lolomon
1) a huge failure
2) a mistake that will likely result in an fml story
person 1: man i was sitting on the subway asleep. i woke up just as the door was closing and ran for it. i got stuck and they had to stop the subway. fml
person 2: man, way to pull a lolomon
the definition above is insignificant and inaccurate.
to pull a lolomon is to do something amazing that earns respect.
the definition of “pulling a pel” is the first definition of “pull a lolomon”
no example required-you will know when you truly pull a lolomon
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