Pull a Ryan


going to a restaurant with friends or co-workers but not ordering anything. usually preceeded by devouring a peanut b-tter and jelly sandwhich prior to partaking in the restaurant expedition.
a group of co-workers go to a sit down restaurant, the server gets to someone and says, “what can i get you”.

ryanesque customer, “ohh i’m not getting anything, i just had a delish pb&j, thanks.”

ryanesque customer’s co-worker, “come on man. that’s embarrasing! dont pull a ryan!”

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