Pull an Ackey


to do something so dumb, it can only be described as being “jarett dumb”.
an few examples of how to pull an ackey would include:

-taking out street signs as a form of entertainment.

-accidentally forgetting you lent out your vehicle to your father and reporting it stolen a few hours later.

-calling for emergency first-aid because you want some tylenol.

-get drunk at the bar, failing to notice your boss is there as well. call in sick hours later and get busted.

-get drunk at the bar, failing to notice your boss is there…again. call in sick and get busted…again.

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