Pull an LT
the night before big games with other professional football rivals, lawrence taylor used to send hookers to the rooms of his opponents, who would stay up all night partying with the hookers and be too tired to play well against lt’s giants the next day. as a result, lawrence taylor and his team (ny giants) would gain an advantage in the game, through the procurement of hookers for the opposing team the night before.
pulling an lt, as it relates to compet-tive events (sports games, business meetings, dinner with your in-laws), is when you identify the person you are at a compet-tive disadvantage with. the day before you are to compete against that person, call an escort service, order some hookers, and have the escort service send the hookers to your opponent’s room. after spending all evening engaging the hookers, they will be too fatigued and lose their edge when they compete against you the next day. thereby, sealing the win for you and your team.
oh cr-p! we play the lakers in the nba western conference playoffs. imma pull an lt to throw kobe off his game.
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