Pull an OJ
archaic definition: run through an airport.
modern definition: commit murder against one’s domestic violence victim, in a homicidal rage and get away with it
archaic usage: they were just closing the jetway doors, i really had to pull an oj.
modern usage: shut the f-ck up b-tch or i’ll have to pull an oj on your fat ho’ -ss.
run from the scene of an incident or crime.
i was tresp-ssing on old man wilkonson’s property, but then he called the cops. as soon as i heard the sirens, i pulled an oj.
my mom yelled for me to come mow the lawn. i pulled an oj. it’s funny because oj killed 2 people and got away with it and ran.
pull an oj today.
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