Pull-Out Burrito


the act of taking a huge sh-t in the middle of a pull-out sofa bed in a hotel room and then collapsing it back into a sofa and replacing the cushions as a gift for the cleaning service
we have to check out fast, i left the maid a pull-out burrito and the room is gonna start to stink soon

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