pull out technique


when a man and a woman want to have a one night stand with no protection. the woman insures the man that he can “pull out”. so they start going and right when the man is about to c-m, the woman wraps her legs around him and screams “be my babys daddy!” the man then panics and usually trys to get out. when he realizes he can he hits kicks and bites her. after he now knows he is going to be a dady he thinks of multiple ways of explaining it to his parents.
guy 1: oh man, i fell for the old pull out technique.

guy 2: (silence)

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