when one claims to be arriving at a location in a short amount of time but either shows up 10 hours later or not at all without giving you a heads up.
bro 1:- yo, this dude pulled a fat. he said he’d be on in 30mins but it’s been 8 hours
bro 2:- blame yourself for thinking he’d actually be here.
- flunk mail
positive propaganda for the re-presenting of the ideal objects of desire. comes in a range of sizes – small-medium to extra large and ribbed. received without prior consent via mail, airmail, courier, personal exchange, drone, etc 1. did you receive your fortnightly flunk mail? 2. yes. it was terrible, but i have lost my registered […]
a bib that you wear while eating a kebab so the sauce doesn’t fall onto your clothes “while eating his kebab jerry put his kebib on so he doesn’t ruin his favourite shirt” “hey if your going to eat that kebab make sure you put your kebib on”
an uncommon last name. very charming, beautiful and intelligent people. they’re hard to come by, if you find one keep them! they don’t know how romantic and heartwarming they are. you’ll fall in love with them right away. do you know jane? -which jane? jane albiter -omg i love her!!!
a rumor that is true. did you hear that trumor about how nicolette uses her vibrator in her 3 year old’s bed? yeah. it’s true, it’s a trumor. trumor rumor i rumor which was spread, but actually turned out to be true. rumor + true= trumor i thought it was just typical gossip when i […]