Pulling a Bernard


pulling a bernard: disguising yourself and pretending to be a different person in order to date someone without them realising your true ident-ty.
as seen in the 2010 dreamworks movie, megamind.
chick one: that -sshole! i thought it was my boyfriend s-xing me up all night. turned out it was his twin bro!
chick two: sh-t girl, he just pulled a bernard!

dude 1: so, i had my hoodie on, and this dudette suddenly glomps me, coz she thought i was her boyfriend. nearly got away with it, too.
dude 2: ohoho! sh-t, man! you were halfway to pulling a bernard

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