pulling a billy
pulling a billy is when you spell a word incorrectly or do not punctuate it. to save yourself from complete shame you say something along the lines of “oh sh– i just pulled a billy”.
the name billy is used for this phrase, because recent studies show that if you have the name “billy” you are 4% more likely to have difficulties with spelling than with any other name. this study also showed that the average i.q. for someone called billy was just 12, 8 lower than the 2nd lowest, andrew.
…..pulling a billy…..
reasonably cool person – “hi”
cool person – “hi”
reasonably cool person – “we both said hi didn’t we? conwincidence, i think not!”
reasonably cool person – “oh sh-t i just pulled a billy didn’t i?”
cool person – “yep!” -face palms-
pulling a billy is the inability to -j-c-l-t-. it is an embaressing predecession as it is unhelpful with the pleasuring of the female species.
women – “we have been at this for two hours, why cant you c-m”
male – “i don’t know, it normally works”
male – “i guess i am just pulling a billy”
women – “nooooooooooooooooooo”
‘pulling a billy’ is to not attend an event, usually blamed on a family event e.g. ‘sister’s birthday’ or a family outing e.g. ‘the borough market’ the same excuse is typically re-used over and over.
friend no1: ‘say, where’s patrick?’
friend no2: ‘i don’t know, i’ll phone him’
-friend no2 phones patrick-
-friend no2: hey patrick, where are you?
patrick: sorry guys, i can’t make it, i have to go my sister’s birthday-
-end call-
friend no1: ‘so, where is he’
friend no2: ‘he’s pulling a billy’
friend no1: ‘again??’
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