pulling a Cartman
a fat slob who is offensive, really funny and sadly trapped in the closet. he pretends to be into chicks but he would rather be a complete kn-b gobblin. in other words he is a real life adult version of the south park character, eric cartman.
our friend scott is so funny and a slob like belushi from animal house. it is a shame that he would rather hide who he is and not come out of the closet. he is totally ‘pulling a cartman’.
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