Pulling a Conway


used to describe a person who disappears without warning and without telling anyone; where they are going, who with and what they are doing. this is generally a drunken act however can be done sober. generally leads to texts and calls asking of your whereabouts to which you reply ‘i don’t know’…. can sometimes lead to being found chundering outside hotels or sleeping in a bush.
person 1: “what happened to you last night”

person 2: “no idea, just woke up in a gutter”

person 1: “so you were pulling a conway”

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