Pulling a Hoff


to ‘pull a hoff’ refers to the actions and mannerisms of david h-sselhoff; to be a highly functioning alcoholic.
miranda and elysia had no intentions of pulling a hoff last night, but when they woke up in the morning not feeling like p. diddy, they knew they’d pulled a hoff.

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