Pulling a Jack Twist
unofficial term for that special moment in yaoi fanfiction when the uke is magically able to take everything the seme gives ’em, no lube required. inspired by the movie brokeback mountain.
“hey did you read that hot new gerita fanfiction that came out?”
“yeah dude! italy totally was pulling a jack twist in that one!”
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