pulling a jack
pulling a jack: p-ssing out after imbibing or inhaling a small amount of illegal or legal narcotic.
man, landrith is pulling a jack tonight, i think he p-ssed himself, and hes p-ssed out.
(jacks p-ssed out in the back of the van snoring)
..troy-“d-mn, jacks asleep”
..landrith-“yea we should get him home”
..ben-“jack wake up its time for a bong hit”
someone (usually a male) who gets very excited over doing things with the opposite s-x that others find mundane.
bro 1: were’s sam?
bro 2: he’s over there cuddling with elizabeth
bro 1: she’s so drunk! practically unconscious!
-sam walks up-
sam: guys! guys! i was cuddling with elizabeth! i even put my hand on her -ss!
bro 1: -whispers- he’s pulling a jack
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