pulling a joaquin
the act of antic-p-ting the grueling tasks involving team work and stepping forward as the pioneer of progress by beginning the work often keeping it simple and brief, thus removing oneself from the responsibility of monitoring the evolution of the project or rendering the final product.
on an email or text message:
“hey team, i’ll send the introduction to the 19th century marxism paper, later tonight”
-that guy is pulling a joaquin on us-
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