Pulling a Johnson
pulling a johnson is when someone you’re dating falls off the face of the earth, and resurfaces as a soul/faith eating douche bag.
i can’t believe he was all up in my sh-t and now he’s pulling a johnson!
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p-ssing out in someones front lawn and being picked up in the morning by animal control
matt pulled a johnson yesterday. matt is pulling a johnson
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