Pulling a Keg
inserting one’s finger into an -n-s for the purpose of s-xual gratification (generally performed by a male on a female).
1) yo dawg, i met that sl-t 2 minutes ago and i already pulled a keg on her. she’s a hoe.
2) she told me she doesn’t want me pulling a keg on her.
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