pulling a kelly


generally said to someone when they do something really stupid like turn a corner doing 40 swerve to miss a car and in turn hit a tree which ends up hitting a house. (to be noted she did not get hurt which is why its funny)
1: yo u hear joey backed into a parked car?
2: no i didn’t. ended up pulling a kelly eh?
2 more definitions
becoming delusional, psychotic and making up absurd stories about people you know. pulling a kelly may result in arrest or commitment to a psychiatric facility as well as losing most of your friends.
that kid just went crazy for no reason….someone should tell him not to start pulling a kelly
1.giving head to a kid before even hooking up with him after cracking jokes about getting on her knees.

2. hooking up with a 5th grader to get a glow necklace.
person 1:where did she go?
person 2: idk shes in the woods with some kid. i think shes pulling a kelly.
person 1:oh god.

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