Pulling a Marcial


to injure yourself (at work or play) that makes others look at you and shake their heads.
“i pulled a marcial at work today”

“really what did you do”

“caught a swinging chain in the mouth, chipping my tooth!”

“yea, that’s pulling a marcial alright”

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