pulling a scott garland


the act of faking an injuring to not have to partic-p-te in any sports related activities.
joe: hey frank i don’t think i can make it to the cross country meet.
frank: what’s the matter dude?
joe: i think i twisted my ankle today during pe.
frank: come on joe, stop pulling a scott garland.

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