Pulling a St John


when you hang out with people so you can get smoked out, then randomly ditch them using a lame excuse like “my parents want me home now.”
guy 1: hey man i gotta go feed my dog now, i’ll catch you later.

guy 2: man your lying, now that you smoked your just leaving, your “pulling a st john” bro.
commiting an act of random stupidity and then proceeding to deny it, disregarding all evidence.
pulling a st. john.

guy 1: dude we’re going the wrong way.
guy 2: no we’re not.
……..
guy 1: dude that took like 2 hours longer than usual
guy 2: no no, i deliberatly drove that way, i wanted to see the coast road.

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