Pulling a Stan


the act of tying your pregnant girlfriend up in the trunk, drinking a fifth of vodka and driving straight off a bridge due to the fact that eminem didn’t reply to your letters for 6 whole months or that you just give up on life.

referring to the song stan- by eminem
jake: yo wtf i’m 12 and my girls preggo. fml

john: man…you’ll be better off pulling a stan

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