pulling a Whatley


1) the term used by the character george castanza, from seinfeld, when he created a phoney charitable organization called “the human fund” and gave everyone in his office donor cards in their names. in reference to when character tim whatley gave george a donation card in his name to the “childrens alliance” after george had given him yankees tickets.

2) the action of giving a useless gift to someone you have given a highly valued or expensive gift.
fred: so what are getting tom for his birthday?

bill: well, i’m really short of money this month so i’m thinking of just pulling a whatley.

fred: cold.

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