Pulling a Zayn


when are salty af and leave abruptly.

former member of one direction, zayn malik left abruptly, breaking the hearts of many directioners.
guy: are you having a great time?

girl: yeah.

-after the guy walks off the girl leaves-
guy: why’d you leave my party?
girl: i got tired.

guy: but i saw you posting on insta with some friends.

some other guy: she’s pulling a zayn

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