pulling an astro


a type of tantrum or emotional distress, due to the inability to accept experiences that do not go as initially antic-p-ted.

popularized by 14 year old rapper contestant “astro” in the american television-hit contest show “x-factor”, when the teen lashed out after finding out he had to perform to remain in the show.
example 1:

astro: “if you want to put me in the bottom two, i don’t want to perform for people who don’t want me here.”

bob: ” oh sh-t, that dude is pulling an astro.”

example 2:

bob: “this sucks, i don’t want to play monopoly with you anymore, you bought all the d-mn rich lanes.”

lisa: “f-ck you bob, go cry and pull an astro out your -ss.”

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