Pulling Mussels


british slang for s-xual intercourse.
and i feel like william tell
maid marian on her tiptoed feet
pulling mussels from a sh-ll
-squeeze lyrics.

“hey jim what where you doing with molly the other night”
“nothing mate, just pulling mussels.”

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