pulling your cunt hairs
to make a joke. ie “pulling your leg”
mikey: hey mom. your looking beautiful today as usual.
mom: well thank you mikey, and for that you get to stay up past 9:00 tonight.
mikey: 9:00 that’s it? do you know how to raise kids b-tch?
mom: mikey!! you watch your mouth young man!! for that i’ll send your -ss to bed extra early!! now upstairs and in bed!!
mikey: calm down mom, i was just “pulling your c-nt hairs”. learn how to take a joke for sh-ts sake.
mom: oh hahaha!! you get your sense of humor from me.
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