Pullmit
pullmit – a mitten or glove used only for masturbation.
to pull ones self off wearing a mitten or glove.
used by men to w-nk each other off , “if theres no skin touching , it’s not gay”.
wife “is it full s-x tonight dear?”
husband “no love i’m tired , just give us a quick w-nk”.
wife “shall i use the pullmit?”
husband “yes love , your hand is so dry from all that washing up!”
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