puman


n. pyoo-muhn:
literally, a pig-human; a grotesque human being; the lowest form of life on earth
ew! you look like you haven’t showered in weeks, you disgusting puman.
2 more definitions
a puny human who is part of the puman race
the puman race must be destroyed
a human, usually female, posessing the sensual, feline, predatory qualities of a puma; generally self-sufficient and fiercely independent. physically lithe.
‘pumans are known to be advocates of all encylopaedic pursuits in the realms of zoology and anatomy’

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