pummel speed
pummel speed is defined as the speed at which the insertion of a p-n-s into an -n-s will result in the formation of third degree friction burns on the p-n-s. this has been calculated to approximately equate to 43.72m/s.
man 1: omg i so want you to f-ck my -ss.
man 2: sorry gorgeous, i was drunk last night and pounded this random dude at pummel speed.
man 1: ouchies! that’d hurt!
man 2: yeah it does…
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