pump a dump
to jack off and take a sh-t at the same time. double the pleasure, double the fun.
i was feeling very h-rny but had to take a sh-t so why not kill 2 birds with one stone and pump a dump?
1 more definition
the desire to partake in -n-l fornication.
man- “aww that chicks hot!”
me- “yeah i’d like to pump that dump…all day pump a dump.”
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