Pump Muffin


a cute looking girl who has somewhat of a m-ffin top, but not to much to be considered a pig; one night stand material. also, you cannot consider her good looking enough to have continued relations with.
alright, we got the three slam pieces, jim, you got the pump m-ffin

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