Pumper’s Doom
when you are trying to squeeze your fingers together but you can’t. mainly caused by excessive masturbation combined with cycling into work.
‘god d-mn my hands are hurting, i can’t squeeze my fingers together, my girlfriend (who is a physio) tells me it’s “pumper’s doom”…’
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