Pumpfake Houdini


when your f-cking a b-tch in the -ss by a window with the lights off then tell her you’ll be right back then your friend comes in and finshes the job while you wave at her through the window (she has no idea the friend is f-cking her while you wave).
me and hank gave the pumpfake houdini to teresa

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