pumping gas


the action of masturbation.

can be done to one’s self, such as pumping your own gas, or have it done by another, in the action of having your gas pumped.
after she left me for another guy, i had to go back to pumping my own gas to sh-tty p-rn.

last night this chick was pumping my gas, no questions asked.

pumping gas, we all do it at soome point.
what university of south carolina football players inevitably end up doing.
ajiboye after being dismissed from the team wound up pumping gas. something which lane kiffin prophetically predicted.
a polite way of saying that you have to or have already farted.
i.e.: “i ate a lot of beans and now i am pumping gas”.
“who just pumped gas?” “i’ve been pumping gas all night.”
see masturbation
where’s beavis?

he’s in the bathroom pumping gas

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