Pumpkin Carving
the act of performing s-xual intercourse with a female while she is menstruating.
“hey, bro what did u get up to last night?”
“not to much, laid down some newspaper and went pumpkin carving with the wife.”
to rub a vibrator tip between a woman’s l-b–. the term derived from an msn conversation featuring a girl who exclaimed to the world, “i just carved my pumpkin!”
girl 1: hey, do you wanna come over later and carve my pumpkin?
girl 2: yeah baby! only if you do mine though! i love pumpkin carving!
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♥(youknowwhoyouarelol)♥ says:
-lmao
-dude
-i just carved my pumpkin!
directing your flow of urine at that deteriorating scent disk at the bottom in the hope that your “mighty” stream will break off a chunk.
this can also apply to the left over piece of sh-t in the toilet the previous user left for you.
man, some -sshole didn’t flush the toilet…so did a little pumpkin carving on that piece of sh-t!
the process of digging a girl out with a spoon like utensil.
man: how did your night, go?
bro: amazing! i was pumpkin carving the sh-t of her.
man: no way!
bro: way! smell this spoon
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