Pumpkin Escobar
a roommate who knows not various things. including but not limited to:
1. turning off lights.
2. making guests feel welcome.
3. conversing with the fairer s-x.
4. closing the deal.
way’s to tell if your roommate is a p.e:
1. complains about misc. sh-t.
2. offers too many times to go to best buy or heb with him.
3. stands awkwardly around when people are enjoying the scenery.
4. quotes “i say, you guys have a bunch of random sh-t.” “i will have to call bullsh-t on you, sir.”
“pumpkin escobar brought a girl home last night….she left with one of my friends.”
“dude, did pumpkin seriously leave his light on again?”
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