Pumpkin Hour


the hour past which your brain does not function any more, despite how much you want it to. you have essentially turned into a pumpkin.
hans: aren’t you going to finish your essay? sh-ts due tomorrow.

alex: naw its pumpkin hour i’ve just been typing the word f-ck for ten minutes

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