pumpkin’ it
to be in a necessary state of hauling -ss out of a particular location due to a deadline or other time-sensitive commitment, typically despite the -ss-hauler’s desire to stay longer. this idiom references cinderella’s midnight dash out of prince charming’s caste. it also verbs the word pumpkin, conflating the “in” ending for the colloquial pr-nunciation of the gerundive “ing.”
guy 1: dude, christina’s flying in to town tomorrow. you still gonna be here? hear she’s dtf…
guy 2: no, i’m pumpkin’ it back home tonight. f-ck!
guy 1: yeah, f-cking is exactly what i’m gonna be doing while it’s just you and your hand…
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