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• punchin

  a bloke who’s girl friend is more attactive than himself would be “punch’in above his weight” “look at dave! look at his girlfriend, that gezza’s punch’in” to give a good punch. do i sense a bit of -ssholeism? nothing a good punching couldnt fix.

• Punching the Dragon

  slang for male masturbation. the rigorous, reciprocating motion of your hand comprises the “punching,” while the “dragon” is your p-n-s. presumably originated from the fact that -j-c-l-t–n can rather resemble fire being breathed by a dragon, if you have sufficient technique, anatomical predisposition, and you eat enough bww wild sauce beforehand for color and sensation. […]

• punching the midget

  a form of hardcore dancing in which you spread your legs shoulder width apart and punch downward, as if a midget angered you and you have to punch him in the face several times sid: instead of 2-stepping to the breakdown try punching the midget slang phrase for male masturbation. wound up punching the midget […]

• rusty tampon

  a used tampon removed from a menstruating female’s v-g-n-l cavity and then inserted into the partner’s -n-s. finally the tampon is removed from the partner’s sore -n-s and placed into a third party’s unsuspecting mouth. the two previously mentioned parties then m-st-rb-t- to the victims reaction. “courtney loved the rusty tampon we gave to jose”

• puntanger

  to be a wus, to wimp out, to be scared, dont be a puntanger just do it dude no worries to be a p-ssy ( wuss) -(a b-tch) dude dont be a puntanger just do it

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