Pumpkin Smuggler


a woman with br–sts so outrageously large, she appears to be smuggling pumpkins beneath her blouse.
jeremy:”check out the chick in produce, dude! total pumpkin smuggler!”

jeremiah:”dayum! somebody inventory the pumpkins! security!”

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